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Dump truck

The dump truck shows up every Wednesday at our complex. Gia eagerly awaits this momentous occasion the whole week. It could be pouring outside but we just have to go out and watch the truck driver do...

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Flying; The Long Haul

Last night I had a dream. Well, more of a nightmare really. I dreamt I was in a cramped chair, which may or may not recline beyond 15 degrees. The air pressure in the room was constantly making my ears...

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Jet Lag + Toddler =

I am not saying having a toddler makes jet lag worse. I am saying having a toddler around, while you’re jet lagged basically makes life a living hell. Hear me out. You would think that after about a...

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Happy Valentine’s Day

Disclaimer: If you are looking for a post on romantic things to do for your Valentine then you are in the wrong place. And if you are looking for a post on how to bake heart shaped cookies, then you...

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10 Signs You Are A Mom

I was driving yesterday, saans baby and daddy. As usual the Music Together CD started to play and I did not pay much attention to it. It was only after the third song and after I had already hummed...

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The Laptop

So my husband has an amore. No it’s not me; and it’s certainly not some other woman. It’s his laptop. If there is a certain someone else in our marriage it’s “her” When we were still in our...

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Toddler Birthday Parties “Yaay!”

Birthday parties are stressful! I know you don’t agree. But you are thinking of The Sex and The City kind of birthday parties, where everyone is dressed slutty, drinking endless cosmopolitans, throwing...

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How (NOT) to relax

Relaxing is not my forte and I really detest myself for it. I ruin things by worrying about the most trivial mundane non-issues. Case in point, I often complain to the hubs that I don’t do nearly...

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Sunday Afternoon

Me: Can you get Gia to nap so that I can finish doing the laundry? Dad: Yes sure! Dad walks into the other room and declares to Gia Dad: Gia time to go to sleep. Gia: NO! I want to watch Elmo on the...

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That Pesky Moment When…

Every marriage has its defining moments. The good ones, the bad ones and the pesky ones, the ones when you realize your spouse was right and you were wrong. I have those moments and I am sure you have...

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Then And Now

Like most married couples; our lives did a complete 180 once the baby was born. There are some aspects that changed and then there are other aspects which went through an intensive exhaustive overhaul....

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In Addition To

The other day Gia and I were out walking at the park. We met an older lady and if you have ever walked around a park with your baby, then you know that they are like moths to a flame. Did I just liken...

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Die-et

So I’ve done it again, I’ve put myself on a diet and I hate that word. I mean any word with D-I-E in it can’t be fun. I don’t count on it being a real diet until I have gotten through the first...

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10 Signs You Are A Toddler’s Mom

A while back I wrote about the 10 signs you a mom post. Well, I think it’s time for an update! 1. You stick your hand in your purse and it comes out with some questionable gross gluey objects stuck to...

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A Short (Sarcastic) Story

Once upon a time, there was one bunny and one blankie and they meant the world to a little princess. Bunny and Blankie were best friends, they looked out for each other and they were usually found...

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Five Arguments With My Toddler Today

I’ve had an eventful Monday. Gia had her longest tantrum yet, we bickered and we almost didn’t make it to class but we did. She argued about going potty the whole time we were there and I was sure she...

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I Told You So

I’ve talked about the set of Daddy-Daughter books which was Daddy’s birthday gift. Gia absolutely adores all these books and you can find them here, here and here (This is not a sponsored post, I am...

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Are You ‘posed to do That?

Dearest Gia, I love you; I truly, honestly, from the bottom of my heart love you. But often I just don’t like the things you do. I know, it seems ridiculous and I know it sounds like I am not a good...

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Five Parenting Lessons

If you are just starting out on your parenthood journey (this post applies to moms and dads equally) I am hoping you will read this and take a cue from my errors. Sometimes two is my favorite age ever...

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Spring Cleaning

Dear Adults, Diwali is right around the corner and you know what that means don’t you? Oh don’t worry, I didn’t either! Mom says it means we have to spring clean the house. When I overheard a...

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